Behold the genius of the Soulmate Calculator (which sounds a bit like a relative of the Anti-Life Equation):
Your probability coefficient: 0.0077616.
You have to meet 129 American single females who are between 20 and 25 years old.
You might have to move.
I might have to move? I have to meet that many people? I’m worried!
Don’t worry. In the near future, dating will be solved.
Finding your soulmate will be a lot easier.
The reader is then directed to, among other things, “Find out why online dating services don’t work.” Right below, a large green button invites the reader to “Learn More About Our Free Dating Service.” Well, as long as it’s not online, I suppose.
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