It's not always easy being a white rap fan who wants -- yes -- to sing along. There is the issue of "the N word." Self-censorship can seem prissy and ostentatious -- look at me not being offensive -- but the obvious alternative is scarcely any better -- look at me defying the dictates of political correctness!
The solution? Whenever you encounter "the N word," substitute "blogger." Con: the rhyme scheme will often suffer. Pro: it will never not be hilarious. You can probably make a lot of friends!
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