I forgot to bring underwear.
Also, there's no toothpaste here, although I don't blame myself for that one. I just went to Duane Reade to buy the cheapest brand possible, which turns out to be Aim "Multi-Benefit" (cleans, freshens, protects (those are the benefits)); as soon as I got back into the apartment, I nervously googled around to make sure there was no Chinese antifreeze lurking in my cut-rate tube.
I secretly hope there is.
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