Saturday, October 21, 2006

WWII Was Way Screwier than I Thought

No doubt the Wehrmacht was glad to be relieved of this unpopular task [i.e. the ideological indoctrination of conscripted soldiers], as well as the even more unpopular task of organizing the Werewolf resistance, which the Nazi Party assumed for itself completely.

—Edward A. Shils and Morris Janowitz, "Cohesion and Disintegration in the Wehrmacht in World War II," Public Opinion Quarterly 12.2 (1948): 308.

The Wehrmacht (German army) may have been happy to devolve its counter-werewolf responsibilities to the Party, but in the end Germany lost the war, due in large part to the success of the relentless Allied lycanthropic offensives. Lesson: never surrender the defense of the dark arts to political expediency. When the U.S. Army's Anti-Zombie Corps is purged of Democrats, you'll know the War on Terror is doomed.

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