Unsolicited email is kind of the new dreams: really interesting to the recipient, boring to everyone else. All the same, I can't help but share the following spam subject lines, which seem to add up to a pretty damning critique of yours truly:
- Subject: capitulation Marxist (10/26/06 10:52 AM; it repeats the line "mobi will die with a whimper" three times)
- Subject: island camerawoman (10/26/06 8:43 PM; "Is there a noticeable curve to your cock? Does she think she deserves it for something?" [This is especially strange because there's a line on Cody ChesnuTT's Headphone Masterpiece to the effect of "a hard dick with a curve / That's all you deserve."] "My cell-phone rang, and, sure enough, it was Jessi. This was classic Jeffries. But this one sounded suspiciously like a Klingon.")
- Subject: cat kitten cute baby (10/17/06 9:41 AM)
- Subject: copulate parochial (10/11/06 12:47 PM; "You may already know if you lean toward optimism or pessimism regarding your views on life.")
- Subject: reverent (11/2/06 5:42 PM; "Things that happened years ago that are embarrassing to me are brought up time and again.…I am miserable, so miserable. Gmail without Mac OS X Mail? This land will be joined to the Gaza strip.")
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