…but if there were some contest I could enter for which the prize was bread, I would probably go ahead and enter, as long as all I had to do was buy a raffle ticket or submit my name and address.
Gotta love liberal food guilt. I just returned from purchasing sliced bread at a nearby Whole Foods Market — this despite my well-known aversion to sliced bread, compared to which almost every human invention is “the best thing since.” One of the breads I didn’t buy contained “VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN,” which, as it turns out, exists. At the time, though, I assumed this was a “the lady doth protest too much” assertion — like, okay, Whole Foods customers, we know this ingredient sounds hell of suspicious and not 100% natural or even particularly tasty, but plz bear with us. Trust us. This shit is vital to our operation. An amusing misunderstanding, I think you’ll agree!!
I also bought a grapefruit and am considering live-blogging the eating of it later tonight. Eating of it? More like feeding of it. To myself. Mmmmm.
Okay guys, bye! :)
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