From Things I Figured Out: Reader Submissions, via Lifehacker (which mistakenly calls it “Things I’ve Figured Out”):
milk is a bodily excretion, and drinking it may be the worst idea conceptually!
On an altogether different note, behold James Joyce’s dirty letters to his wife, which were mentioned in the badass New Yorker article about Joyce’s dickwad grandson:
To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.
Via Reverse Cowgirl.
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