1 Thing + Bonus Track

1. As it turns out, I am in love with Project Runway. (It was a whirlwind romance.) According to Bravo, I am now part of the target market for a gay phone-sex line that supplies paying customers with a "Male Box" for incoming booty calls.
2. To anyone who thinks that a bag of "twig tea" from Tealuxe contains anything other than a bunch of twigs: you are mistaken, friend.